Deutschbag
The king of everything.
He just wrote a book with tips on how to get laid.
P.S.A.
We have assembled a heavenly design team. By keeping the core team small and investing significantly in tools and process we can work with a level of collaboration that seems particularly rare. Our physical environment reflects and enables that collaborative approach. The large open studio and massive sound system support a number of communal design areas. We have little exclusively personal space. In fact, the memory of how we work will endure beyond the products of our work.
-Jonathan Ive, senior vice president of industrial design at Apple and full-time pretentious douche.
Think being an adrogynous poster boy for the scene gives you douchebag-immunity?
Think again. No “Get Out Of Douche Jail Free”-card, for you Oli Sykes.
Self-made misogynist douchebag.
Douches tend to be predominately males. There are, however, exceptions. Like The View. Which has an all-douche cast. Kudos.
Dane Cook: Man of Comedouche



